Chuckle 4107

Chuckle 4107
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

This is a conversation between a man and his wife.  Please note
that she asks 5 or 6 questions which I answered quite simply and she is
speechless after answering only one question.  I’ll bet this happens
more often than not to most husbands out there, I’m just saying. --- Ron---

 ~Critical Thinking at its Best! ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

 Woman: How many beers a day?

 Man: Usually about 3

 Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

 Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)

 Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

 Man: About 20 years, I suppose

 Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your
spending each month at $450.00.  In one year it would be appoximately
$5,400, correct?

 Man: Correct

 Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?

 Man: Correct

 Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a
  Ferrari?

 Man: Do you drink beer?

 Woman: No.

Man: Where's your Ferrari?

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Maxine 

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Spot the 6 diff's