Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4110

(Thanks go to Dean and Dee O of Florence, OR. for this Chuckle.)

~What Happened Today: ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still

in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door

of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was

loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing . In the

kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass

lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the
stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried she may be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He found her lounging in the bedroom, still curled in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him,

smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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