Chuckle 4114

Chuckle 4114
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Anonymous)

~Church Ladies and Their Typewriters~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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Maxine

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Herman