Chuckle 4116
Chuckle 4116
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)
~Something Terrible is Happening~ (Plus: Today in history,
Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible
is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi
asked,
"What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is
going to poison me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How
can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
she's going to poison me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to
her; I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man. He says, "I spoke
to your wife on the phone for three hours.
You want my advice?" The man said, "Yes" and
the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
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