Chuckle 4117

Chuckle 4117
Chuckle 183 (Sent out in Dec 2003)

~Mexican Jews~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

(Today’s Chuckle comes to us from way down in Yuma AZ. Thanks go to Rich and Flo!)

  Sid and Al were sitting in a Mexican restaurant.  Sid asked Al if there were any Jewish people in Mexico. Sid said he didn't know, but he'd ask the waiter, which he did.

  The waiter told him he didn't know, but he would ask and promptly went into the kitchen. When he came out he said, no, no Mexican Jews.

  Al asked him if he was sure and the waiter said he would check again. While he was gone, Sid told Al that he couldn't believe that there were no Jews in Mexico. He said our people are scattered everywhere.

  But the waiter came back and said, no, no Mexican Jews.
Al asked him if he was really sure. Because he couldn't believe there are no Mexican Jews.

  The waiter became exasperated and said, "We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no Mexican Jews!”

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Maxine

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Spot the 6 diff"s