Chuckle 4121

Chuckle 4121
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Elva in Caldwell ID)

 

~"Honey, I've just been thinking”~ (Second time around.)

(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

 A guy named Bill finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff for fun.

His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally spoke, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop.

You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley-Davidson.

Bill got a horrified look on his face.

She said, "Darling....., what's wrong?"

He replied, "Just for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Bill replied: "I wasn't."

 

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