Chuckle 4125

Chuckle 4125
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Anon.)

~Short Ones~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

THE VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on ''Science & nature”, her question was,

''lf you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it She thought for a time and then asked, ''Is it on or off”

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'

 Two blondes were filling up at a gas station and the first blonde says to the second, "I bet these awful gas prices are going to go even higher." The second blonde replies, "Won't affect me, I always put in just $10 worth."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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