Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4131

Chuckle 4131 Classic
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Pat M of Florence)

Chuckle 407 (sent out in Aug 2004)

~Temperance Sermon~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

One Sunday a minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."

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