Friday, June 10, 2016

Chuckle 4152


(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence) (Received in 2003)

~ X-ray glasses~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  Bambi (a blonde) goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of X-ray glasses. She checks them out, and isn't fully convinced, but as usual, the store assistant comes along and closes the deal. On her way home, Bambi puts on her new X-ray glasses and, bingo! She sees everyone in the street naked. She takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on...everyone is naked! "Cool!" As she arrives back home, she is eager to show her new toy to her husband, but can't find him. She goes up to the bedroom and finds her husband and the young woman from next door naked in bed she takes the glasses off, and the two are still naked. She put them back on, and they are still naked. Bambi then says: "Darn, I just paid fifty bucks for these and they're already broken!"

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