Chuckle 4149

Chuckle 4149

Email from Jayne C address unknown)(received in Aug 2004)

~Manuel and Pedro~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

 Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to

 the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Manuel answered,

 "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties. The clerk

 looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as "unskilled labor", she

gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. Pedro was asked his occupation.

 "Diesel Fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the

 clerk gave Pedro $600 a week. When Manuel found out he was furious.

 He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and coworker

 was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are

 unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor."

 "What skill?" yelled Manuel. "I sew the elastic on da panties, Pedro puts

 dem over his head and says: "Yeah, diesel fitter."

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 Maxine

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