Chuckle 4140

Chuckle 4140
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR.) This was received in Sept 2004.

~Captain Marvey~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch." 

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