Chuckle 4143

Chuckle 4143
(Email sent in Aug 2004)

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As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain,
Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Ed, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right?
Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand you right?  Is the captain a woman?

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female." 

"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas.  I don't know what
to think of all those women up there in the cockpit." 

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cock pit."

"Now it's the box office."

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