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(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith for more Blonde stories)

~Blonde Countdown Part 2~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

FOURTH DEGREE
 A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, I know 'em all.'
 A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?'
 The blonde replies,'Oh, that's easy . It's W.'
 
 
FIFTH DEGREE
 Q: 
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
 A: 
'Is it mine?'
 
 SIXTH DEGREE
 Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US government class.
 The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
 Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.'
 

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Maxine

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Herman