Chuckle 4168

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The Right Question~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into an uber in Glendale and laid down on the back seat.

The uber driver, an old retired Marine, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old Marine answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady.  I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."

The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing then?" He paused a moment, then told her...

"Vell, M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?

Now, that's a REAL retiree !

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