Chuckle 4159

(Story sent to me in Aug 2004)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR (now decease)

~Little Kid Stories Pt. 1~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

#1
A little girl: was talking to her teacher about
whales.

The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even though it was a
very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.

Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could
not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will
ask Jonah".

The teacher: asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him".


#2
A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of
children while they were drawing. She would
occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what
God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute."

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Maxine

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