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(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR)

~Little Kid Stories~ Pt. 3 (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

#5

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy
of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you
are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a
lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And
there's the teacher, She's dead. "

#6
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she
said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would
turn red in the face.."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in
the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my
feet?"

A little fellow shouted,

"Cause your feet ain't empty."

#7
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a
Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of
the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end
of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip
cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is
watching the apples.

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Maxine

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Spot the 6 DIFF"S