Saturday, July 02, 2016

Chuckle 4171



(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA)

~Old Age~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
Remember, old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.

I have become a little older, since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then.  Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal.  I am seeing four gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up.  WILL POWER  helps me get out of bed.  Then CHARLEY HORSE  comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of time and attention.  When he leaves  ARTHUR  RITIS  shows up and he stays the rest of the day.  He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.  After such a busy day I’m really tired and glad to go to bed with  BEN GAYWhat a life !!!

P.S.  The preacher came to call the other day.  He said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter.  I told him, Oh, I do all the time.  No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself, what am I here after?

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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