Chuckle 4171
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA)
~Old Age~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day,
Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
Remember, old folks are worth a
fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their
kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs.
I have become a little older, since I saw you last and a few
changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a
frivolous old gal. I am seeing four gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up. WILL POWER helps me
get out of bed. Then CHARLEY HORSE comes along, and
when he is here he takes a lot of time and attention. When he
leaves ARTHUR RITIS shows up and he stays the rest of
the day. He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me
from joint to joint. After such a busy day I’m really tired and glad to
go to bed with BEN GAY. What a life !!!
P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He
said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, Oh,
I do all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the
kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself, what am I here after?
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(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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Maxine
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Spot the 6 Diff's
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