Chuckle 4174

Chuckle 4174

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy V of Florence OR)

~Dog not for Sale~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

   LAST MESSAGE ABOUT OUR DOG; DON'T BOTHER US ANYMORE!!!

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG:  PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.

   YES, HE BIT FIFTEEN PEOPLE, TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH RAP MUSIC BLARING FROM THEIR VEHICLES, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR BUTT CRACKS, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND AN IRANIAN TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME... THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

... AND NO, I DON'T APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!

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(Today in History Click)

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Herman