Chuckle 4241

Chuckle 4241

( Another Floppy Special received in April 2001)

~ Little Leroy ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Little Leroy was at home doing his Math homework.
He said to himself,
"Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son
of a bitch is nine". In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what
he is saying. "Leroy, what are you doing?! Why are you saying that?!"
Little Leroy answered, "I'm doing my Math homework, Mom". She said, "And
is that what your teacher taught you?" He replied, "Yes"
The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is receiving, goes to Little Leroy's school to talk to the teacher. The mother said to his Math teacher,
"I would like to know what you are teaching my son in Math?" The teacher replied,
"Right now, we are learning addition problems." Little Leroy's mother
asked,
"And... are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch
is four?"
"  No." said the teacher, " I'm teaching them to say two plus two, that sum of which is four!!"

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Maxine

 

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s