Chuckle 4332

Chuckle 4332 Floppy

(This bit of humor was sent to me in April of 2001)

~Smiling Deaths~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles n their faces.  The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened.

A Detective Inspector is sent and is taken straight to the first body.

"Englishman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress.

Hence the enormous smile, inspector", says the Coroner.

The Detective Inspector is taken to the second dead man.

"Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky.

Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." "Nothing unusual here", thinks the Detective Inspector, and asks to be shown the last body.

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Irishman, 30, struck by lightning.

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

To which the coroner replies :  "Thought he was having his picture taken".

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s