Chuckle 4397

Chuckle 4397

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bill P of Florence OR.)

 

~St. Patty's Day Humor~ (Second time around.) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.

He is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.  On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

Excitedly, the Irishman begins..."Father, forgive me, for I have sinned, it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies, "Get out. You're on my side."

(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

 

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 Herman