Chuckle 4408

Chuckle 4408

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jane C of Florence OR)

~Puns for the educated~ (Pt. 1) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi. 

2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island,
but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .  

3. She was only a whisky-maker, but he loved her still.  

4. A rubber-band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.  

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.  

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road
and was cited for littering.  

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would
result in Linoleum Blownapart.  

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.  

9. A hole has been found in the nudist-camp wall.
The police are looking into it. 

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.  

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 

12.. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.
One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.' 

DON’T BLAME ME, BLAME JANE! I JUST SEND OUT WHAT’S SENT TO ME!

--JERRY--

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s