Chuckle 4499

Chuckle 4499

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Man Dining Alone~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A  man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous  redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the  man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it  back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye  back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner  together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks...  They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

 After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place  for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful  time..

 The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy  was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. 

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Wait  for it.

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It's  coming.

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The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She said:

‘You just happened to catch my eye.'

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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 Herman