Chuckle 4536

Chuckle 4536

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)

~Dr.” D”~ Pt 1 (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s

1. My goal for 2017 was to lose just 10 pounds.   Only 15 to go.

2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.

3. How to  prepare Tofu:
    a.  Throw it in the trash
    b.  Grill some meat

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk nine feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

 

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s