Chuckle 4537

Chuckle 4537

 

             

Chuckle 4537

(Part 2 of Dr “D’ from Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)

( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school? Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.

11. I love being over 70. I learn something new every day and forget 5 others.

12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a  day.

14. November 6, 2017 will be the end of Daylight Savings Time. Hope you don't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday night.

15. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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Max

 

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Herman