Chuckle 4543 Classic

Chuckle 4543 Classic

Chuckle 576 (Sent out in Jan 2005)

(Shirley L of Chemainus BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~ Reasons Not to Mess with a Child~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 

  A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. 

  The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. 

  The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. 

  Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. 

  The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". 

  The teacher: asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?" 

  The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him." 

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   A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.  As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. 

  The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God." 

  The teacher: paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." 

  Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl: replied, "They will in a minute." 

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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 Herman