Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4563

Chuckle 4563

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Holly in Chicago Ill

I must have sent out thoughts 1-10 as a Chuckle back in July 2016.

~Thoughts from Holly~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

11. It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

12. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.

13. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

14. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.

15. It is not hard to meet expenses . . . They're everywhere.

16. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth..

17. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . . I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".

18. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

19. It is a lot better to be seen than viewed.

20. Have I sent this message to you before...or did I get it from you?

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