Chuckle 4657

Chuckle 4657 Classic

Chuckle 278 (Sent out in Mar 2004)

(Willie of Sacramento CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Zipper Down:~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.

A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."  He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her...

When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"

The lady (being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.
 

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s