Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4669 Classic

Chuckle 4669 Classic

Chuckle 459 (Sent out on ‎October ‎22, ‎2015, ‏‎1:10:48 PM) How about that for time and date.)

(Carrie in Sacramento CA, Jayne in Florence OR, and Rich in Yuma AZ all get chuckle thanks today!) ( Carrie now is living in Florence OR)(Jayne is living in Clearlake CA.) and Rich and Flo are in Pagosa Springs Colo.)

~Blonde on Vacation~ from Carrie (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way . . but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the highly prized shoes. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent price!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all just go and give it a try, why don'cha!"

The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch herself an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. Then, rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "Damn, this one is barefoot, too!"

~Curtains for a Blonde~ from Jayne and Rich

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains, She tells the salesman, " I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blonde seemed to be having a hard time.

Finally she selects a lovely floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains she needed. The blonde replies "fifteen inches.'

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him they aren't for a room, they are for her computer moniter. The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss....computers do not have curtains!"

The blonde says, "Helloooooooooooo..........I've got Windows!"

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