Chuckle 4661

Chuckle 4661

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)

~English Humor~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.

I shouted - "Where you off to Charlie?"

He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb."

Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said,

"That's gonna be a bit awkward init?"

"Not really." he said. "I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard."

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Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport

"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.

"German," she replies.

"Occupation?

"No, just here for a few days."

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As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's funeral,

a voice from inside screams:

"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters,

"Too late, mate, the paperwork's already done."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

 

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s