Chuckle 4665

Chuckle 4665

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sun City AZ)

If you think about some of these you may find a chuckle somewhere.

~Thoughts~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

 2. If you sit for more than 24 hours a day, you are dead 

 3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.

 4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.

 5. A person's height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", you can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing, food, attractive people and danger

8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.

11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all.

12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.

 13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don't. 

 14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.

 15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia

 16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!

I find that some of these were pretty hard to go along with! ---Jerry---

Maybe more later!

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s