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(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jayne C of Florence) received in Jan 2001

Don’t forget to set your clocks ahead 1 hour!

~ Priceless~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come upon in a

  long time was about a lady who picked up several items at a discount store.

  When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had

  no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom

  and boomed out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN,

  TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the

  store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." In a

  business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO YOU WANT THE

  KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

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Lady Golfer

  I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was

unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several

minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

 Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI

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Maxine

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Herman