Chuckle 4670

Chuckle 4670

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S in Sun City AZ)

~ Hot Coffee and Grandkids~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 I was eating breakfast with my teenaged Granddaughter and I asked her, "What special day is it tomorrow?" 

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's U.S. Congressman's Day!"

She's smart, so I asked her "What does that mean?"

I was not ready for what she was about to say.

She replied, "U.S. Congressman's Day is when they step out of the Capital Building and see their shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

 

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Herman