Chuckle 4727

Chuckle 4727

Another short on from Keith K of Florence OR

. Thanks Keith!

~Suicide Counseling~

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EFFECTIVE SUICIDE COUNSELING IN AUSTRALIA! A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a high cliff about to jump off.  A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said, “Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won’t matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?”  She screamed, “NO! Bug off you filthy old bastard!” He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom.” She didn’t jump.

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