Chuckle 4735

Chuckle 4735

Don’t know who sent this to me, it came in in Sept. 2009

~THE VACUUM~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on ''Science & nature”, her question was, ''lf you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it She thought for a time and then asked, ''Is it on or off”

I went to the bar last night and saw a FAT chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you are over seventy . . . who cares ?

(Today in History Click)
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Maxine

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Herman