Chuckle 4855 Classic

Chuckle 4855 Classic

Chuckle 595 (This was sent in Feb 2005.)

(Mary in Los Osos CA get today's chuckle thanks!!)

~Thought for the Day ~

( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

....... There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.  This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and functional erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

~Dust~

A visiting minister spoke eloquently during the offertory prayer.

Dear Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven, "Without you we are but dust."

He would have continued; but, at that moment my very obedient daughter leaned over and asked in her shrill little voice,

"Mom, what is butt dust?"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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 Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s