Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4865 Floppy

Chuckle 4865 Floppy

I don’t know who sent this to me! ---Jerry---

Was received in Mar. 2004

~Old Mildred~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was
particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.
She decided that she would just kill herself and join him
in death.
Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision
to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken
in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's
office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would
be. "On a woman, “the doctor said, "your heart would be
just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted into the hospital
with a gunshot wound to her knee.

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