Chuckle 4866

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Chuckle 617 (sent in Mar. 2005)

~Welfare~ (2^nd time around.) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and

(Today's chuckles thanks go to Gary in La Habra CA!)

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the

counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.

I'd really rather has a job".

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of

your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The social worker says, "You're right, but you started it!

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Maxine

 Herman