Chuckle 4869

Chuckle 4869 Classic

Chuckle 533

(Gary in La Habra CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~The Priest and the Rabbi~

  A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi had their church and synagogue across the street from one another.  They were best of friends and as such were constantly trying to out do each other in whatever venture they were involved with at the time, and their congregations knew it.

  One year, being very grateful for what the Priest had done for members of the congregation, everyone pitched in and bought him a brand new Cadillac.

  Well not to be outdone, the members of the Synagogue went out and bought their Rabbi a brand new Cadillac exactly like the Priest’s.

  Well one Saturday morning they were both out front washing their cars when the Priest got an idea.  He went into the Church, got the Holy water and came out and blessed his Cadillac.

  Not to outdone, the Rabbi went out in the garage, got a hacksaw, and cut the tailpipes off his.

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(For some of you chuckle fans that are a little slow understanding this one, think for a while and if you still can’t get it then look below.) ---Jerry---

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~~ The Rabbi Circumcised his Cadillac~~ 

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 Maxine

 

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