Chuckle 4900 Classic

Chuckle 4900 Classic

Chuckle 181 (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

(Thanks go to Willie and Joy of Sacramento for this Chuckle!)

~How to impress~ True or False??? How To Impress A Woman: * Wine her, * Dine her, * Call her, * Hug her, * Support her, * Hold her, * Surprise her, * Compliment her, *Smile at her, * Listen to her, * Laugh with her, * Cry with her, *Romance her, * Encourage her, * Believe in her, * Pray with her, *Pray for her, * Cuddle with her, * Shop with her, * Give her jewelry,* Buy her flowers, * Hold her hand, * Write love letters to her, *Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.  How to impress a man: * Show up naked ... Bring chicken wings ... Don't block the TV (Another one from Willie and Joy) Little Johnny: Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.  "Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.  "To make myself beautiful," said his mother.   A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.   "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.  "Giving up?" ____________________________________ (Today in History Click) http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history (Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day) www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day (For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope) http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/ Maxine  Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s _ .