Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4906 Classic

Chuckle 4906 Classic

Chuckle 543 (Sent out in Dec 2005)

(Pat M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

(Note: This was sent out as chuckles 287 and 288 and would you believe that Pat M sent it to us then, I don’t mind though because it’s fun to read again!)

~ WILL RODGER'S ~ Part 1 (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

WE CAN ALL LEARN A FEW THINGS FROM 'OLE WILL!.....

Some good down home logic.

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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