Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4910 Classic

Chuckle 4910 Classic

Chuckle 285

(Jayne of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Bride and Groom:~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89,
are all excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and
on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go
in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"

   The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

   Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

   Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist:   "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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