Chuckle 4914

Chuckle 4914

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Australia~ and a Few Shorty’s from a archive Document (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

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 A possum is a flat animal that
sleeps in the middle of the road.

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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning . The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.

 The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' 

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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 Maxine

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Herman