Chuckle 5153

Chuckle 5153

Today’s chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt Vernon WA.

~Aphorism~ Part 2 (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Cartoon )

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. - - - for example, it could be the right number. (Think about this one)!!

13. No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

14.  I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.

15. Be careful about reading the fine print - there's no way you're going to like it.

16.  The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17.  Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

18. Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Ford.

19. After 70, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.

20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones that mind don't matter.

21. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

  

And REMEMBER...."POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED 

OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

Live, Laugh, and love!
Life is too short to be anything... but happy. Learn to let go of what you can't change.
Life is not the way it's supposed to be  It's the way it is.
The way we cope with it is what makes the difference.
Enjoy Life - - - It has an Expiration Date





(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



Aunty Acid

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