Chuckle 5156

Chuckle 5156 Classic

Chuckle 2563

(Nicki H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Sleepless Seattle~ (2nd time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,



A beautiful young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into Puget Sound. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her "You have so much to live for," said the man. "Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship.”I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy."



With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted.



That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.



Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.



"What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings food and I get a free trip to Europe.”

"Plus," she adds, "He's screwing me."

“He certainly is", replied the captain. "This is the Bremerton Ferry."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA sent this to

me on Apr. 3^rd 2001.)



You’re a redneck when;

You have a complete set of salad bowls that all say Cool Whip on the side.

You thought the Unabomber was a wrestler.

You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.

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Have a good One!!