Chuckle 5164

Chuckle 5164

Chuckle 503 (Sent out in Nov 2004)



(Charlotte P in Reeds Port OR gets today's chuckles thanks!)

~Magic Beer~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign )

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at

the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking

"Magic Beer", he says.



She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after

realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the

man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"



"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the

window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the

window.



The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes

another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building

three times, and comes back in the window.



She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says

to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her

drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30

stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.



The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're

a real SOB when you're drunk



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