Chuckle 5162

Chuckle 5162

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sun City AZ)

~A few short ones~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and sign )



SEX AT 85 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 85. I'm so happy, because I live at number   83. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road!

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Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.



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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



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Aunty Acid

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