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From Rick in Surrey BC (Received in July 2001)

~Cute Daughter Story~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Herman)



-A father watched his daughter playing in the

garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and

innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just

stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her

and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.



"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"

she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.



"What do you call the spider on top,

Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a daddy longlegs." her father

answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?" the

little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are

daddy longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then

took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not

having THAT sort of shit in our garden."





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Aunty Acid

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