Chuckle 5169

Chuckle 5169

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~Sad News out of Minnesota~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign )

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin with the grave site piled high with many flours. Numerous celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the California Raisins, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never know how much he was kneaded. Born in 1965 and bread in Minnesota, Poppin' Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was never considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. A little flaky, he was known as crusty man, but still considered a positive "roll" model to millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough; three children - John Dough, Jane Dough and Dossey Dough … plus, they had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly uncle, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 15 minutes ...


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