Chuckle 5166

Chuckle 5166 Classic

Chuckle 2547 (Sent out in Dec 2010)

(Linda M of Springfield OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Calmness in Our Lives~ (2nd time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

  I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
   So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a package of
Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, and the last bit of the tequila.
  You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
 Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace



(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/



(Maxine from my own collection.)

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(Why from Stevan S of Florence OR.)

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!